2x2 grid, do this for 4 exotic cheese types, 16:9 cheese_aging_timelapse = ( texture_transformation_grid_day_1_to_day_360_for_[cheese_type] * 1.8 ) + ( rind_development_cross_section_natural_vs_waxed_for_[cheese_type] * 1.5 ) + ( flavor_profile_shift_graph_sharp_vs_creamy_evolution_of_[cheese_type] * 1.4 ) + ( cave_conditions_dashboard_temp_humidity_airflow_for_[cheese_type] * 1.2 ) + ( affinage_tools_cheat_sheet_brushes_cloths_shelves * 1.1 ) + ( pairing_mandala_wine_fruit_nut_matches_for_aged_[cheese_type] * 1.3 ) - ( plastic_wrapped_supermarket_slices / 4.0 ) - ( moldy_rotting_spots_bad_bacteria / 3.5 ) - ( dry_cracked_cheese_wheels / 2.9 )